An Atheist in the Woods
An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path, looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light. "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a christian?"
"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
Een oud indiaans verhaal:
Een oude Cherokee indiaan geeft zijn kleinzoon onderricht over het leven.
‘Binnen in me is een gevecht gaande,’ zegt hij tegen de jongen.
‘Het is een afschuwelijk gevecht tussen twee wolven. De ene wolf is slecht - hij bestaat uit woede,
jaloezie, verdriet, spijt, hebzucht, verwaandheid, zelfmedelijden, schuldgevoelens, wrok,
minderwaardigheid, leugens, valse trots, superioriteit en ego.
De andere wolf is goed - hij is vreugde, vrede, liefde, hoop, kalmte, nederigheid, vriendelijkheid,
welwillendheid, medegevoel, vrijgevigheid, waarheid, compassie en geloof.
Binnen in jou woedt dezelfde strijd - en datzelfde geldt voor ieder mens.’
De kleinzoon denkt daar enkele ogenblikken over na en vraagt dan aan zijn grootvader:
‘Welke wolf zal het gevecht winnen?’
De oude Cherokee glimlacht en antwoordt eenvoudig:
‘Degene die je voedt.’
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.
So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing, "We missed the "R" ! , we missed the "R" !"
His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.
The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"
With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was... CELEBRATE !!! "